B.H. Obama ll, our first Royal President, has declared war on Winter. The severity of this years winter has prompted our Royal President to take his pen in hand and declare that in the interest of helping the over 50 million American recipients of "Food Stamps" with the high cost of heating their homes this January, that it is now June. And to move this agenda along..... similar to "Daylight Savings Time" where the clocks are moved up to increase the amount of daylight........... all one has to do is to remove January, February, March, April, and May from their calendar..........and presto they are into June. June is always warm, and with this new found warmth the crops will begin growing, and our farmers will be harvesting and helping with the traditionally slow winter months economy. For this brilliant thinking B.H. Obama ll, will in all probability, be given another Nobel Prize. This time it will be in Science rather than Peace.
Isn't it great that we have such an intelligent President? And don't think that his genius stops just at eliminating our winter months. He has concluded that the world has gone mad. That these pesky mini wars in Syria, Ukraine, Afghanistan, Iraq, Israel, Central African Republic (civil war), Democratic Republic of Congo, Egypt (popular uprising against Government), Mali, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Sudan, Greece, and Venezuela are just being magnified by Right Wing, hate, media. And so to quell this discord in the world he has proposed that all media (no favoritism here) submit their daily work to the new office of Total National Security. This new department has been set up so that any references to either war or discrimination can be eliminated, and some type of cooking recipe inserted to fill the space.
Our Royal President is always thinking, and his staff is currently 'playing' with the idea of letting anyone who desires.......... to receive unemployment benefits so as to increase the amount of spending into the economy........... while at the same time giving the country 100% employment. The immediate benefits being that Americans will not have to be burdened with mundane, 40 hours a week, slave wage drudgery, but will become a leisurely class of ultimate consumers. What a genius this President is. Harvard University should be so proud of the accomplishments of B.H. Obama ll that they will finally release his grades, from when he was enrolled in that esteemed bastion of advanced thought and learning, for the American public to view (And then maybe IQ will become OQ, Obama Quotient).
“No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon (Obama) that all animals (Americans) are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?” George Orwell, "Animal Farm".
Lord Howard Hurts